I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
IM FUCKIN CRYING
I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have
that girl up front lookin like she smelt somethin foul as fuck
pharrell forgot to wash his dick before the shoot
she smell rotten mushroom tip
Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]
Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets